I do not think it bodes well for my future parenting prospects if my cats are already exhibiting behavior so bizarre the vet has never heard of it.
Seriously guys - we just called my vet, the 24 hour nationally-acclaimed Friendship Hospital in Tenleytown (who have their own little level-1 kitty trauma center and everything), and the guy said, “wow, that’s really strange, I have never heard of that.” He gave us the number of four cat behavioral clinics in the metro area, including one who does in-home consultations.
Um, our cats need therapy.
Why you might ask? Well let me show you:
That’s right - Gaius pees on Panda. He pees on him. Panda has pee all over him. Poor Panda has been sulking all day because of it, sleeping in the chair and pouting, following me around like a little abused child. I swear - I do not know what I do wrong, but if I can’t get cats right I should just give up now!!!!!
