Classmate: Blackwater got caught with their hands in the cookie jar…
me: Blackwater got caught with their hands in the civilian dead body jar!!!
Classmate: well you could look at it that way….

Prof: You gotta love the names they give them.  The 3rd Dam Security Battalion.   Say that out loud!

Prof: If I kill one guy in Albania, how many of his cousins am I going to have to deal with??   It’s crazy- it’s like West Virginia gone absolutely berserk!

Prof: It was the “guns for money” program we had.  You know, the drunken guy with grenades.

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I couldn’t resist.  This guy is too great, I love this class.  Add to this the timeless “Getting shot sucks” that was on the powerpoint slide earlier in the semester and you’ve got a great class.